Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age he dies of being a man.
Waitress, 2007 - Adrienne Shelly
Jenna: Cal, are you happy? I mean, would you call yourself a happy man?
Cal: If you're asking me a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer: I'm happy enough. I don't expect much. I don't get much, I don't give much. I generally enjoy whatever comes along. That's my answer for you, summed up for your feminine consideration. I'm happy enough.
As in a game of cards, so in the game of life, we must play what is dealt to us, and the glory consists not so much in winning as in playing a poor hand well.
Slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life.
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.
It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself.
The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religion, all in one.
“Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.” - Roger Zelazny
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
That’s all I have to say about that.
"A great thought begins by seeing something differently, with a shift of the mind’s eye." - Albert Einstein