Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re being miserable.
You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.
Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious.
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
— Bette Davis - The Lonely Life: An Autobiography (1962)
Addiction doesn’t negotiate.
Always tell the truth. That way you don’t have to remember what you said.
So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you’re still smiling.
Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.
A good message will always find a messenger.
There’s a diffrence between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic propotions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other’s to make other people feel more alive because it didn’t happen to them.